The Copywriting Superhero
What I Do
I’m NOT a copywriting coach, and I don’t write articles about how to write better copy. You can get that anywhere.
I correct the one mistake 98% of Substackers make and eliminate it forever like a bad guy getting thrown in the slammer for life!
Who I Am
By day, I'm a mild-mannered Substack writer; everyone calls me Baz. But when duty calls, I transform into... The Copywriting Superhero (it’s a good thing I own a phone booth for those quick outfit changes…).
Born on the planet Lexicon and raised by a family of Thesauruses, I discovered my powers when a radioactive typewriter bit me at age 12.
Since then, I've dedicated my life to fighting the forces of boring copy, confusing calls-to-action, and lifeless landing pages.
My Supernatural Powers Include:
• X-ray Vision: I can see through dense blocks of text to find the core message
• Super Speed: I craft compelling copy faster than a clicking cursor
• Jedi Mind Control: My words persuade readers to take action and click
• Invulnerability: Writer's block bounces off me like bullets off my chest
For years, I've secretly saved businesses from the brink of marketing disaster. I've rescued startups from the clutches of cricket-chirping launches and liberated corporations from the death grip of corporate speak.
Now, I'm stepping out of the shadows to share my powers with aspiring copycrusaders like you.
When I'm not battling bland copy, I'm recharging in my Fortress of Solitude (aka my lair office), powered by a steady supply of coffee and dad jokes.
Remember: In a world of forgettable content, your words can be a superpower. Let's save the marketing world together, one potent phrase at a time!
What I Do
I’m NOT a copywriting coach, and I don’t write articles about how to write better copy. You can get that anywhere.
I correct the one mistake 98% of Substackers make and eliminate it forever like a bad guy getting thrown in the slammer for life!
